Chickpea “NotTuna” Salad

Do you ever have those days where you reeeeeally don’t feel like cooking? I’ve had a lot of those this summer.



Maybe it’s because I’m living in a new city and I’m more interested in spending time exploring, hiking, and trying new restaurants – OR – maybe I’m just so hot and lethargic that I’m not in the mood to take my time in the kitchen.


Whatever the reason may be, I’ve been making this delicious, protein packed, and RIDICULOUSLY EASY recipe A L O T  lately. Busting out the food processor, instant pot, and all my other kitchen gadgets isn’t so fun for me lately, but this quickly mashed chickpea NOT Tuna salad is fun to make, super fresh, and AMAZINGLY tasty.

Disclaimer: You should know, this recipe is based on what I had in my fridge & pantry. You can make a million substitutions, and seasonings, etc. however you’d like to. I actually recommend trying the avocado vs. vegan mayonnaise substitute! Both versions are amazing in their own way. Also, change up the spices, try it out with celery, and try it with something besides a sandwich.


Have fun! This shouldn’t take long – and it’s well worth the little bit of work you have to put in to get it.

Give it a whirl and let me know what you think!

Chickpea “NotTuna Salad”

Serving: 2 cups (enough for 2 big sandwiches or 4 rice cakes)
Time: 5 minutes


  • 1/2 can chickpeas (rinsed & drained)
  • 1 tbsp (vegan) mayonaise
    • OR 1/2 an avocado (mashed)
  • 1 pickle (diced)
  • 1/4 cup red onion (diced)
  • 1 green onion (thinly sliced)
  • 1/2 lemon’s juice
  • 1/4 tsp chili flakes
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • salt & pepper to taste (I used a pinch of each)


  1. In a bowl, mash chickpeas with a fork – pressing down firmly to smash. Smash 4-5 at a time until all chickpeas and mashed and it is a dry “tuna” like texture.
  2. Mix in vegan mayonnaise (or avocado).
  3. Add all other ingredients and mix – pickle, onions, lemon juice, chili flakes, garlic powder, salt, pepper
  4. Enjoy served with crackers, rice cake, as a side, or on a sandwich with your favorite toppings & condiments.
    • Mine is pictured on super toasty wheat bread with dijon mustard, kale, red onion, and tomato slices.

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Tofu Ricotta Calzone

I know, I know, everyone loves pizza. Its a heaven-sent food and blah blah blah – yeah, PIZZA IS GOOD. You get it. You know whats better?





Pizza folded in half. Have you ever had a calzone before? If not, just imagine the pizza you know and love so dearly with more saucy dough on top.





It’s an adult hot pocket. Its a fancy jumbo sized pizza roll. Its a hot sandwich. Its a miraculous pizza sandwich!



Amazing, right? All that being said, I have been dreaming up a recipe for a vegan-ized version of a calzone, but I needed the perfect cheese substitute.





To be honest, I have never been a big fan of store-bought cheese alternatives. The artificial flavor in it just turns me off and I can’t seem to ignore the peculiar after taste.





So it hit me – use tofu! So I decided to whip up & create a tofu ricotta cheese which, dare I say, is WAY better than regular ricotta cheese. Trust me. And, to top it off, too is such a healthier alternative to regular ricotta cheese – plus its packed with protein.





This tofu ricotta is wonderful in calzones, on pizza, as a dip, on sandwiches and toast, with chips, etc. Try it out!



One last thing, I was able to make these calzones easily because of my handy-dandy calzone press. They are fairly cheap and make the whole process of folding the calzone a lot easier! Check out for more nifty pizza making products!




Tofu Ricotta

Serves: 3 cups
Time: 5 minutes


  • 1 block firm tofu
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 1 heaping tbsp nutritional yeast
  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 2 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp dried rosemary
  • 1/2 cup basil, cut in thin ribbons


  1. In a food processor, combine all ingredients except for basil. Blend for a few pulses, just until it reaches a ricotta-type texture, but still a little grainy. Taste test and add more salt and/or nutritional yeast as preferred.
  2. In a small bowl, transfer tofu ricotta & mix in basil.

Vegan Calzone

Serves: 6
Prep Time: 10-20 minutes
Cook Time: 20 minutes
Total Time: 30-40 minutes


  • 1 cup of your favorite marinara sauce (I use the organic sauce from Costco)
  • 1 cup arugula
  • 2 16-oz packages of pre-made pizza dough (I used Trader Joe’s – in refrigerated section)
  • 1 bell pepper, diced
  • 1-2 tbsp olive oil


  1. Preheat oven to 450.
  2. On a lightly floured surface, roll out dough until it is about 1/4 inch thick.
  3. Using a calzone press or rim of a bowl, press down to shape into a circle of dough. Flour on both sides.
  4. There should be 6 calzone doughs.
    FYI: they should not be super thin! You don’t want the calzone to burst in the oven.
  5. If you have a calzone press, place the dough into the press and fill. If you don’t, you can just do this on the floured surface and do it by hand.
  6. In the center of the dough, place a small spoonful of marinara and spread it evenly.
  7. Then add a small spoonful of the tofu ricotta, a 5-7 diced bell pepper pieces, and a bit of arugula. Keep in mind, you don’t want to overfill or the calzones will burst while baking.
  8. Once it is filled, use a bit of water and rub around the edges of the dough.
  9. Using the press, fold over (see pictures) and push firmly to “glue” the sides together.
  10. No press? Very gently fold over dough and push down on edges – use a fork to firmly press to seal edges
  11. Place on a greased baking sheet and/or pizza stone. Brush olive oil on top of each of the calzones and then cut thin slices (see pictures) so that they can steam while baking (and not burst!).
  12. Bake for 20 minutes, until the crust is golden brown.

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No-Soak Cashew Sour Cream

When I first went vegan, it always felt like there was something missing from my mex inspired dishes. I used to put plain greek yogurt on EVERYTHING.


Since going plant-based, I have tested and tried different methods to make a creamy and sour-ish spread to add to my food.

What have I tried?
Anything from “veganaise” mixed with spices – which I think is really tasty but I try to avoid processed products like that – all the way to soaking nuts overnight – which I hated because I will never responsible enough to remember to do that.


I use this cashew sour cream for tacos, tostadas, burrito bowls, salad dressing, etc!

That being said, I have created a no-soak fool-proof cashew sour cream that only requires 4 ingredients + some water! This sour cream is…



No-Soak Cashew Sour Cream


  • 1 cup cashews
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 3/4 cup water
  • 1 tsp nutritional yeast
  • water for “cooking” cashews


  1. In a small sauce pan, add cashews and enough water to cover them. Bring to boil, turn to medium and let simmer for 10 minutes.
  2. While the nuts are on the stove, prep & add all other ingredients in a food processor.
  3. Once the cashews’ time is up, strain it and run it under cold water for 1-2 minutes – you want to decrease the temperature so that it blends well with the other ingredients.
  4. In the food processor – with all ingredients (including cashews and 3/4 cup water), blend for 4-5 minutes.
  5. You want the consistency to be extremely creamy with almost 0 grainy texture. Add more water if you want a thinner texture. Add more lemon and/or salt for more flavor.

Wanna turn it into a salad dressing? Add 1 tbsp of oil & 1 tbsp of white balsamic vinegar! It tastes great with kale, spinach, bell peppers, & onions!

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Tofuevos Rancheros

Tofuevos = vegan eggs or a tofu scramble. I know you were wondering!

Huevos Rancheros = the best food on the planet. For starters, it’s Mexican breakfast and we all know there is close to nothing better than that. Huevos Rancheros are corn tortillas smothered with beans and layered with eggs and tasteful toppings.



I had to veganize – it! So here are my Tofuevos Rancheros!

They are tasty, filling, easy, healthy, and take less than 30 minutes to throw together!


Tofuevos Rancheros

Serves: 2
Time: 30 minutes (or less)


  • 4 corn tostada shells
  • 2/3 package tofu, diced as small as you can get it
  • 1 veggie burger patty (whichever brand you prefer – I use Dr. Praeger’s)
  • 1 1/2 cup beans, already cooked.
  • 1 tsp herbs de Provence
  • 1 tsp chili powder
  • 1/2 tsp turmeric
  • 1/2 tsp paprika
  • 1 tbsp soy sauce
  • 1/2 cup red cabbage, sliced thin
  • 1/4 cup onion, diced
  • 1 Roma tomato, diced
  • 1 avocado
  • 1 cup fresh spinach, chopped
  • hot sauce and/or salsa of choice


  1. Heat 1 tbsp of water in a pan over medium heat.
  2. Add diced tofu. Let cook for 5 minutes.
  3. Heat a small pan over medium heat with the veggie patty.
  4. In the meantime, you can prep / cut up your cabbage, onion, tomato, spinach.
  5. Once the tofu has started to brown up a bit, add another tbsp of water and start smashing w/ a fork. The consistency should be similar to scrambled eggs.
  6. Once they look scrambled, add turmeric, paprika, chili powder, soy sauce, and a bit more water. Let cook for 5 – 10 minutes. Taste test to make sure flavor has been absorbed by the tofu. Turn heat to low and let sit on the stove until ready to serve.
  7. While tofu is continuing to cook, use a fork to break apart the veggie patty so that it is in small chunks. Add herbs de Provence. Turn heat to medium-low to let cook.
  8. In a microwave-safe bowl, heat beans w/ 1/4 cup of water in the microwave for about 1 minute.
  9. Then, add salt & smash the beans with a fork (or immersion blender if you have it). Return to microwave for 1 minute.
  10. Once everything is ready, you can layer it up!
  11. Order of operation?
    1. Shell
    2. Beans
    3. tofuevos
    4. “sausage”
    5. spinach
    6. cabbage
    7. onion
    8. tomato
    9. avocado
    10. salsa / hot sauce

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Cilantro Lime Bulgur Salad

Have you ever had bulgur wheat before? It’s a crunchy grain and tastes great in chilis, salads, or just on its own as a side.

It is a great source of protein, iron & manganese, too! It’s flavor is nutty and its texture is crunchy and somewhat squishy – like quinoa, but so much better and more flavorful.


I used to make a recipe from America’s Test Kitchen that used bulgur to make a carrot, almond, & mint salad. It required soaking the bulgur with water for about an hour – and then adding other ingredients to bump up the flavor and texture.

Since then, I have created my own salad using the same soaking method. This salad is a blend between beloved cilantro lime rice, quinoa salad, and bulgur.


The lime juice brings out the boldness and freshness of the corn, tomato, onion, and spices. And the bulgur soaks all of the flavor up!

It is delicious as a side or as it’s own meal in itself – especially if you add some more plant-based protein, like tempeh or black beans!


Go get together these 10 cheap ingredients and try it out today! You can find bulgur wheat a most grocery stores in the health food or grain section – Bob’s Red Mill has a bag of it. You can typically find it in the bulk section, too!



Prep Time: 10 minutes
Soak Time: 60 minutes


  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 ½ cup bulgur wheat rinsed
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 lime squeezed
  • ½ cup chopped cilantro (stalks and all)
  • 3 tbsp avocado oil
  • ½ tsp cumin
  • ¼ tsp cayenne
  • ½ cup red onion, diced as small as you can get it
  • 1 tomato, diced
  • ½ cup corn
  • 1 avocado, cubed (optional)


  1. In a large bowl, combine water, lime juice, and bulgur wheat. Let it soak for an hour.
  2. While it is soaking, prep, chop, slice, measure all of the other ingredients.
  3. Once the bulgur has a chewy consistency and there are no “hard” bits in it because the water has been completely absorbed, mix in all other ingredients.
  4. If you are choosing to use avocado, be careful when mixing it in (unless you prefer it to be smashed, not cubed).
  5. Garnish with some more cilantro & enjoy! Goes great as a side, snack, or even a main dish!